Youtube poop quotes

No discussion, quotes only. Do it like this:

"Quote."
Character, Name of the poop.

For example:

"Oh look, what fucking children! My semen'll REALLY make 'em cry! I say what-what in the butt!"
I.M. Meen, I.M. Meen doesn't get the pun of his own name

"KAIBA'S ASS"
Joey, Yoogee's undying love for portable consoles

I just saw that Deepercutt poop Saturrday, but I digress

"The Next 24 hours will be nothing but castration"
-Itachi Uchiha about to cut Kakashi's balls off, yeah I used my own poop, such an egotist lol.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA......AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...AAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
-Shinji Ikari shitting a battery, Puchi Eva School

"I know what you're thinking, you gotta pull the trigger, because that bitch ruined your life. So get a gun and die right now, because your life is nothing fagg-it"
-Billy Mays, Billy Mays is watching your mom in the shower