Random quotes about SonNeoKaku collection

"He needs go get laid."
William Shakespeare on SonNeoKaku

"Fuck you!"
Deadpool on SonNeoKaku on Deadpool on Deadpool

"SHINING BIND!!!"
Kratos on first meeting SonNeoKaku

"He's ok. *akward silence*"
Trucy on SonNeoKaku

"Meh."
NvySyu on SonNeoKaku

"He created Sas-K's CRAZY show, THE BEST SHOW ON YOUTUBE EVER!!"
PusoPimp on SonNeoKaku

"Even I find it hard to love that guy, I mean GEEZ!"
Jesus on SonNeoKaku

"Who?"
Everyone on SonNeoKaku

"I wish I could bounce..."
Estelle on Judith's second Mystic arte

"What are you looking at?"
Judith on SonNeoKaku's eye positions

"*gulp*"
Karol on the objects SonNeoKaku's eyes are focused on

"Dick."
Yuri on SonNeoKaku

"Pussy."
Rita on Yuri on SonNeoKaku

"Way to misunderstand the joke."
Raven on Rita on Yuri on SonNeoKaku

"Who is this guy, anyway?"
Patty on SonNeoKaku

"Who cares?"
The world on SonNeoKaku

"Is it something you eat?"
Lloyd on SonNeoKaku

"Mah boi."
King Harkinian on his boi

"If he was a pokemon, not even I would catch him."
Ash on SonNeoKaku

"He seems to like me, Misty, May and Iris...a lot..."
Dawn on SonNeoKaku

"Creep."
Brock on SonNeoKaku

"And that's comming from ME of all people!"
Brock on expanding the quote above

"YAY!!!"
Everyone on SonNeoKaku's death

"My life hasn't felt so wonderful since I took Hitler."
Death on SonNeoKaku

"The hell?"
Miyamoto Musashi on SonNeoKaku

"Stop staring like that!"
Sabrina on SonNeoKaku

"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, STOP STARING AT ME!!!"
Sabrina on SonNeoKaku

"OBJECTION!!!"
Phoenix Wright on SonNeoKaku's existence

"OBJ- actually, you're right."
Miles Edgeworth on Phoenix Wright on SonNeoKaku's existence

"I think he's kind of cute, actually."
Estelle on SonNeoKaku

"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU???!!!"
Everyone on Estelle on SonNeoKaku

"Seriously, what the hell?"
SonNeoKaku on all quotes above

"It's our love for you!"
Zelos on SonNeoKaku on all quotes above

"Why are you so mean to this guy?"
Estelle on SonNeoKaku

"Dude, you have pink hair. Shut up."
Neku on Estelle on SonNeoKaku

"Go back to Emoville, you faggot!"
Sephiroth on Neku on Estelle on SonNeoKaku

"Didn't expect that to ever happen."
SonNeoKaku on Sephiroth on Neku on Estelle on SonNeoKaku

"Thanks for standing up to me."
SonNeoKaku on Estelle

"No problem."
Estelle on SonNeoKaku

"lolo j/k go fuck yourself"
Estelle on Estelle on SonNeoKaku

"OH MY GOD, IS THIS 'ACTING-OUT-OF-CHARACTER-DAY'?"
SonNeoKaku on everything so far

"Yeah."
Judith on SonNeoKaku on everything so far

"Fuck my life. Fuck it to hell."
SonNeoKaku on ending this lousy journal entry

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"HOLY SHIT NO"
Everyone on SonNeoKaku doing another Random quotes about/by SonNeoKaku

"I frequently masturbate to him."
Homosexual men on SonNeoKaku

"Ew, fuck no."
Women on SonNeoKaku

""
SonNeoKaku on the fact that he's hetrosexual and he's somehow girlrepellant and a manget for gay people

"What an ass."
Martin Luther King on SonNeoKaku's ass

"He does stuff."
Nyu on SonNeoKaku

"It seems I'm the only one in the universe who likes his stuff. Guess I must be a sockpuppet."
PusoPimp on SonNeoKaku

"Err..."
Trucy on SonNeoKaku

"Whoa."
Keanu Reeves on SonNeoKaku

"MOON TIARA ACTION!!"
Sailor moon on SonNeoKaku

"I can't comment on something that's nonexistent."
Tuxedo kamen on SonNeoKaku's sexlife

"Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?"
Flynn on SonNeoKaku

"Aw, shit, we're doing this again?"
Raven on talking shit about SonNeoKaku while acting out of character

"Yeah."
Yuri on Raven on talking shit about SonNeoKaku while acting out of character

"*rots*"
Sailor jupiter's ass on SonNeoKaku

"He'salittlegoddamnpieceofshitnowwhereismyZekrom/Reshirammypenisneedsagoodwash."
N on SonNeoKaku

"Dinner."
King Harkinian doing his usual thing

"I honestly wish he would kill himself."
Estelle on SonNeoKaku

"Are you a fellow ironing board, too?"
Colette on Estelle

"WHAT THE HELL WHERE DID THAT COME FROM AAAARRRGGHH MY BOOBS ARE NOT TINY THEY'RE MEDIUM UNLESS YOU COMPARE THEM TO JUDITH AND THE BOING CHANS WHAT THE FUCK I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THIS WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SAY THAT YOU BLOND TWAT FUCK YOU"
Estelle on Colette on Estelle

"I've read fanfics less out of character than this stuff."
Sephiroth on Estelle on Colette on Estelle

"This is like those quote pyramids you see in forums, lol."
Barack Obama on Sephiroth on Estelle on Colette on Estelle

"Write something insulting about SonNeoKaku, insert a random person in the universe. Instalt lulz!"
Rita on how Random quotes about SonNeoKaku works

"Check out my dong, y'all!"
Bruce Wayne on his dong, y'all

"This is insulting AND unfunny. Must bookmark this."
Neil Gaiman this journal entry

"Well, that was over with quick."
SonNeoKaku on Sailor jupiter's ass

"I wish it lasted longer."
Raven on Sailor jupiter's ass

"Dang, really."
Parappa on Sailor jupiter's ass

"DOSHITA?"
Iori on Sailor Jupiter's ass

"When did this become Random quotes about Sailor jupiter's ass?"
Everyone on Sailor jupiter's ass

"FUCK YOU ALL!"
Sailor jupiter on anyone that has ever looked at, spoken of, or thought of her ass

"*blush*"
Sailor jupiter's ass on the attention it gets

"What are you playing?"
Judith on bending over wearing nothing but panties and a tanktop while SonNeoKaku plays Black 2 (and get pwnd in the Battle subway)

"Clever bitch."
SonNeoKaku on Judith putting beartraps in her tank top while she bends over

"AND STOP THINKING ABOUT THEM!!"
Judith on you on Judith's boobs

"AND STOP UNDRESSING ME WITH YOUR MIND!!"
Judith on you on Judith's boobs

"FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP"
Judith's boobs on mimicing you

"I think he's cute. Unfortunately, he's a goddamn loser, and that's a major turn off."
Sailor venus on SonNeoKaku

"We don't care."
Everyone on SonNeoKaku's A week with pokemon black 2

"Semen."
AVGN on what tesitcles produce

"Just thinking of him makes my pussy dehydrate."
Sailor mars on SonNeoKaku

"I think he's funny."
Sailor mercury on SonNeoKaku

"I guess this is the part wnen you do a complete 180 and say how much of a faggot I am."
SonNeoKaku on Sailor mercury being an obvious

"Yeah, sorry."
Sailor mercury on SonNeoKaku being right about her

"*masturbates*"
Princess Peach on SonNeWHEN THE HELL DID SHE GROW A DICK???!!

"In 100 years, the world idiot will be completely replaced with SonNeoKaku."
SonNeoKaku on himself

"I'm gonna unsubscribe."
SonNeoKaku's subscribers on the fact that he never posts videos

"My life is like heaven compared to his."
Charlie Brown on SonNeoKaku

"He's ok."
Sheena and Judith on SonNeoKaku

"No punchline?"
SonNeoKaku on Sheena and Judith's unnatural opinon on SonNeoKaku

"No."
Sheena and Judith on SonNeoKaku on Sheena and Judith's unnatural opinon on SonNeoKaku

"Wow, neat."
SonNeoKaku on Shee- oh, you know the deal

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"NEVER AGAIN, I SWEAR!!!"
SonNeoKaku on doing another Random quotes about/by SonNeoKaku

"Oh, thank god!"
You on SonNeoKaku on doing another Random quotes about/by SonNeoKaku

"I..."
Trucy on SonNeoKaku

"I think he..."
Nvy on SonNeoKaku

"Forget everything else I've said, he's the essence of faggotry!"
PusoPimp on SonNeoKaku

"My fanbase, ladies and gentlemen!"
SonNeoKaku on the three quotes above

"*rages*"
Judith's boobs on SonNeoKaku

"I haven't said anything yet!"
SonNeoKaku on Judith's boobs taking out their anger prematurely

"AAA"
A

"I think he lacks imagination and creativity, especially when he does his random quotes,"
Lex Luthor on SonNeoKaku shortly before getting pwnd by Superman

"He sucks at Mario kart 7."
Every single person that has ever played Mario kart 7 on SonNeoKaku

"SonNegroKaku."
Someone desperately trying to make a joke about SonNeoKaku having a lame name

"Jokes on you, faggots, because I'm not black!"
SonNeoKaku on people doing unfunny jokes about his lame name

"SonNeoCocku"
Same as two quotes above

"OH GOD HOW CREATIVE AND COMEDIC IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S PRONOUNCED AS COCK AND NOW YOU WROTE IT AS IT'S PRONOUNCED IN A HIGHLY ORIGINAL FASHION YOU DESERVE TO GET LAID BECAUSE OF THAT YOU CLEVER BASTARD EXCEPT IT'S NOT FUNNY IT'S OLD STUPID AND UNORIGINAL GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID ASSHOLE"
SonNeoKaku on even more unfunny jokes about his name being lame (see what I did there?)

"No."
You on the "see what I did there" part above

"This is probably the part when people try to combine the cock and racial slur into my name and produce equally unfunny results each time."
SonNeoKaku on you doing jokes about his name in your head as you read the quotes above

"The word does not exist."
Doug Walker trying to find a word to describe his hate for Garba- er, SonNeoKaku

"How the hell did I become a running gag in this series?"
Sailor jupiter's ass on existence

"Ugh!"
Judith's boobs on masturbating to SonNeoKaku

"WHAT THE HELL"
You on trying to visualise boobs masturbating

"It makes me suicidal."
English teachers on how SonNeoKaku spells

"Cry some more!"
Heavy weapons guy on SonNeoKaku seemingly suffering from some kjind of victim syndrome or some other lame shit

"I've heard that if you're a woman and have sex with him, you'll be cursed and will never have an orgasm ever again."
Maleficent on SonNeoKaku

"You forgot to mention that all girls that kiss him turn either gay or bisexual."
Everyone that has ever read all other Random quotes entries on Maleficent on SonNeoKaku

"I can't come up with a clever insult for him, or UNclever for that matter."
Estelle on not having any insults about SonNeoKaku left

"Can't any please make a joke about SonNeoKaku that doesn't focus on the fact that he's a sad pathetic piece of shit?"
Goku on all jokes made about SonNeoKaku

"sonnoekaku"
Someone who spells even worse than SonNeoKaku in action

"Thank you."
Goku on being satisfied after reading the above quote

"What the hell am I doing here?"
Sas-K on appearing in the Random quotes universe

"Hörru, Ulq! Shagga in min senaste fitta!"
How the hell did NFP get into this universe?

"Cheater."
Everyone on you using google translate on the quote above

[quote removed because it contained far too many occations of the n word]
Quentin Tarantino on the reason whhy he exists, and SonNeoKaku

"DON'T COME NEAR ME!!"
Scorpion on SonNeoKaku

"Uuuuuhh, I'm not sure"
Goofy on SonNeoKaku

"Sagnip"
Robotnik on having a speech impediment

"trm, why is it called cum?"
Luigi on - you know what, that's a good question

"For a guy that talks a lot about sex and masturbation, he sure as hell don't engage in either of them too much."
Sailor mars on SonNeoKaku

"Also, I think he's stupid."
Sailor mars' legs on being sexy- er, I mean, on SonNeoKaku

"Who's writing all the quote descriptions, anyway?"
Lisa Simpson on wondering who's writing the obnoxious text after each quote

"It's obviously SonNeoKaku."
Sailor venus on who's eating her out at the moment

"I meant the one who's writing the text after the quotes!"
Sailor venus on getting owned by the text writing person

"Forget it."
Sailor venus on losing

"I can't stand him."
Every person in the existence and fiction on SonNeoKaku

"oh lol"
King Arthur on SonNeoKaku's sex life

"Speaking of, wanna fuck my ass?"
Sailor jupiter on asking SonNe- WHAT???

"Eh?"
SonNeoKaku on being confused after having sex with Sai...huh?

"I've always wanted to save my 593rd tittyfuck for you!"
Judi- ??????????

"What in the world, am I dreaming??!"
SonNeoKaku after gettAOUHGOINHAOFN WHAT'S GOING ON???!!

"See, it's not a dream!"
Estelle on pinching SonNeoKaku before giving him a blowjWTF

"Stand aside, ladies! Time to show him what a REAL woman is like!"
Sailor mars' legs on GRRAAAAAAH MY GOD

"I don't read his dev too often, but it's pretty darn funny."
Trucy on SonNeoKaku

"He's pretty fun with, it'd be fun as hell to hang out with him sometime."
Nvy on SonNeoKaku

"He's easily the funniest person that's ever been on youtube, he changed my life forever."
PusoPimp on SonNeoKaku

"I fully agree. He changed m, life for the better."
Nintendosaiyan (or ssjgouken or whatever) on SonNeoKaku

"His deviantart cured my depression."
Cloud Strife on SonNeoKaku's deviantart

"He totally kicks ass!"
Jesus on SonNeoKaku

"He's so funny and cute!"
Every woman in existence on SonNeoKaku

"If everyone had such a strong sense of humor, justice and honor, this world would be a much better place."
Adolf Hitler on SonNeoKaku

"*blush* He's so dreamy!"
Princess Daisy on SonNeoKaku

"Please take my virginity!"
Every female vergin on SonNeoKaku

"He's the first person I ever masturbated to."
Princess Peach on SonNeoKaku

"*fawns*"
Princess Eilonwy on SonNeoKaku

"Imma direct a movie about him!"
Steven Spielberg on how he came up with his idea of making his Oscar nominated movie about SonNeoKaku

"Wanna join us?"
Every superhero team on SonNeoKaku

"I woke up when just by him entering the room."
Princess Aurora on SonNeoKaku

"I'M NOT WORTHYYYYY"
Dr Light on everything

"WHAT IS THIS SHIT????!"
Everyone, myself included, on what's going on

"Wait, now I get it! I've always said that the universe would come to an end when I'm actually doing good in life, since it goes against nature itself. This must mean that this is the end of the world! All universes in existence will soon explode!"
SonNeoKaku on realizing what's going on

"*goes boom*"
Every unive

tl;dr

That was fun to read through again.

Got any favorites?

SonNeoKaku wrote:Got any favorites?

Well I busted out laughing at Sailor Jupiter's ass rotting at the thought of you, so I guess there's that. The thing about you turning women into lesbians was pretty funny, Collete's flat chested thing was funny too.

That post reminded me that I'm a horrible human being, I have issues.